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Don’t Take It Off
Miley Cyrus just had a photo shoot for Vanity Fair, The pictures are racy. She says that she’s embarrassed. I think the Cyrus’ are geniuses. You say horrible, they say “Cha-Ching”!
Done to “Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus
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Polygamy
Having multiple wives still fascinates me. Why? It is hard enough on my wallet when Steph wants to go shopping for a new outfit. 25 women wanting a new outfit? I’d be in the poor house.
Done to “Yesterday” by The Beatles
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Pregnant Man
Did you see the pics of the pregnant man? He used to be a woman, now he’s a dude..He’s got a baby in his dude stomach!!
That’s no beer gut, that’s my baby!!
Done to “Sharp Dressed Man” by ZZ Top
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It Wasn’t Me
Remember the story of the local man accused of stealing a case of pop from Giant Eagle and being put in jail?
He says, “It Wasn’t me”…Umm…It was you…
Done to “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy
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Who Is Ron Paul?
We know Clinton and Obama, McCain and Romney...But do you recall, the least known candidate of all? Done to "Da Do Ron Ron" from the Crystals
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Barackin' in the USA
Hillary is in the lead...Obama is in the lead...either way, there is one candidate who is "Barackin' in the USA". Done to John Mellencamp's "R.O.C.K. in the USA"
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Hillary Cries
Here's a song about (sob sob)...A political song (sob sob) about Hillary Clinton (blowing my nose)...Hillary Cries done to Prince's "When Doves Cry"
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Jamie's Baby
It's the holidays and Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Ahh, yes, trainwrecks having trainwrecks...how nice...Done to Madonna's "Santa Baby"
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Marie is Clumsy
Marie Osmond may have made it to the top 3, but she danced kinda CLUMSY! Done to Fergie's "Clumsy"
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They're On Strike
The Hollywood writers strike is expected to last for a while...Sing along with this ode to no new TV...done to Bruce Springsteen's "I'm on Fire".
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Marie's Fallin'
Marie Osmond fell on a recent episode of Dancing With The Stars...She forgot to breathe apparently...You know, because that happens to all of us. Done to Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'".
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Halloween Song
This is a Halloween Song I did back in 2005...Done to Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song".
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Very Bad Mamma
Britney Spears has gotten her lips done and tanned, but continues to be a "Very Bad Mamma"...Done to Richie Valens "La Bamba".
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Take 'Em Away Now
Please take Britney's kids away...She is a bad mom...Done to Red Hot Chili Peppers "Give It Away".
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Tribe Time Now
Indians are on the move...Done to "Cleveland Rocks" by Ian Hunter.
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Pitiful Girls
Britney, Lindsey, Paris...You're all pathetic! Done to Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls"
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I Miss Sanjaya
Sanjaya may be on the American Idol tour, but don't you miss him? Done to "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's.
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Young Hollywood
Nicole Richie, Britney Spears, all of you guys...we're sick of you. Done to Modern English's "I Melt With You".
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Boobie Fever
In honor of the Cavs great 2007 season and their break-out star Daniel "Boobie" Gibson. Done to "Boogie Fever"
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This Is Obscene
Remember when Paris Hilton was in jail? Done to "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy.
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Larry's Baby
Larry Birkhead, Dannilynn belongs to you!! Done to "Sheri" by Frankie Avalon.
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Every Head You Shave
Britney, you have shaved your hair and you are crazy!! Done to "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.
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One Crazy Astronaut
Lisa Nowak, the crazy astronaut, this one's for you. Done to "Forget Me Nots" by Patrice Rushen.
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Barbaro
This is about a horse, we will miss you.
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1925
Ahhh, what a great year it was...Done to Bowling for Soup's "1985"
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Hairy Back Boy
We all know a guy that needs to trim the hedges, you know? Done to "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani.
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