The guy standing next to Mangini was our GM.  He was fired.  Quickly.  So quickly we didn’t catch his name!

What is the Octomom thinking???

Another terrible costume…

Don’t worry, Taylor Swift did not recognize the shirt, nor does she know the guy.

Things you should have…

1. Clothes that fit the size she is now, not the size she was five years ago
2. A weekly income that covers the rent (or mortgage payment)
4. Always enough toilet paper
5. A hair stylist she trusts
6. A favorite song, image, movie or fantasy that always gets her in the mood
7. Health insurance
8. A signature drink
9. A healthy relationship with her parents
10. Bras in the correct size
11. Enough alcohol in her home to offer drop-by guests a cocktail
12. An emergency hangover remedy
13. A voter registration card
14. A wardrobe that includes the perfectly flattering little black dress, a great pair of heels, jeans that make her butt look great, and a cute hat that hides a bad hair day
15. A yearly appointment with her gyno
16. The name of reliable movers to give her friends when they ask for help relocating
17. The gumption to ask a man out
18. A group of girlfriends who get it
19. A set of tools (and the ability to use them … even if it’s just to hang a piece of art)
20. A balanced checkbook
21. No interest in men who just aren’t that into her
22. A vacation to look forward to at least once a year
23. A good bs detector
24. The courage to stand up for herself and her beliefs
25. A favorite  ‘position’
26. A set of hand towels so guests don’t have dry their hands on her bath towel (gross!)
27. Enough self-love to avoid and break off unhealthy friendships and relationships
28. A commitment to exercise
29. A retirement fund

It’s Barbie’s new Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll!  You know you want it!