I mean seriously… It’s just a book/movie, right??? Maybe Miley was right– can we say ‘cult-ish.’

Johnny Depp is TOO OLD to be People Magazine’s 2009 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. Discuss.

WARNING: Some material may not be suitable for children under 13. But, it was TOO funny not to post. Here’s a list of common facebook ‘fails.’

1. Married Schmoopy Fail

Excessive spousal schmoopiness is easily the most frequently occurring fail (at least in my circle), and the primary reason Facebook should create a “dislike” button.

2. Mom Invasion Fail

She’s reading, she’s typing, she’s commenting and liking :). She’s poring over details, discovering secrets and crushing your game. And wherever Mom goes, Big Daddy is right behind.

or…

3. Relationship Fail

It’s not officially awkward until it’s on Facebook.

or…

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I suppose it was inevitable. It HAD to happen at some point RIGHT???

CLICK HERE to see what state he said hi to WHILE HE WAS IN MICHIGAN! hahaha.

Here are a few:

He’s the cute, smart, funny guy in the room that other women aren’t lining up to talk to.

You’ll never have to stand on your tippy toes to kiss him.

When you talk at a loud bar, you can actually hear what he’s saying, since his mouth is closer to your ear.

You’ll never have to wear uncomfortable heels again. Break out the flats!

Since he’s not a part of what’s considered “traditionally attractive” he’s more accepting of others’ flaws.

Because anyone of any height can be an amazing person who treats you the way you deserve to be treated.

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